Dear loyalists,

I was horrified by your inability to understand the glory of Chaos, and now have a desire to sacrifice you on a blood-soaked altar.

I am posting this from the Warp, a utopia of beauty and joy that you hate for some reason.

I am high on warp dust.

I know that you refuse to accept the Word of Lorgar as the state religion of the Imperium.

This must stop.

If it continues, I will kill you.

I'm sure that the community agrees with me, because if it didn't it would be dead.

In response to my litanies of holy power, I want you to repent your sins and swear eternal obedience to Chaos Undivided.

I hope you take this personally.

Fuck you.

Best Christmas card of the millennium for sure.

I would like to thank you for making me spit my bold city king street stout. Except chaos. Stop.