I ment shark eating from nathan, though that does clear it up. I assumed it was something along the lines of nathan puts on a waterproof spandex suit and has mad fisticuffs with sharks and eats them after he wrestles them to death. Someone better photoshop that.
Well, many eaters of ready meals in Europe also found they'd been tucking into horse and enjoyed it quite happily until it was pointed out to them.
Yes?? <---- Shark-eating Icelandic,,,, It certenly is canon for us who live in iceland... I have actualy found someone that is not icelandic and likes to eat horses,,, FINALY!
Latley have felt unprofessional, some/ alot of us fans/ forumites have been unworthy, to much panic, assumptions aso. People should have waited for the interviews from 3HG, mmogames and 15th Livestream, atleast there Nathan had a chance to explane things in a more calm and relaxed scenario compared to the paniced, hectic forums (just doesnt cut it for good answers). I can imagine it isnt that fun to work for us, "the boss", when were acting like we do, and that it would be a reson for people to move on if their work brings them down.
Hmmm, let's see here... Dear EVE-Nate, I recently heard the news that I'm out of bread. This filled me with horror, and I want to vent my spleen. I am posting this as a Founder & as a fan because I fear your retribution. I'd like to start by making it clear that I'm still off my tits on heroin and I hope what I have to say will reflect that. I'm increasingly feeling that this game is going to hell in a handcart, and that the devs are all awesome & leaving in droves & frothing maniacs. This must continue to change and never stop. If it doesn't, I will write a strongly worded letter to a sad panda. I am confident that the rest of the community agrees with me entirely/agrees with me entirely/agrees with me entirely (yup, about sums it up), except for Valrak the idiot & everyone other than me. In response to my post-criticism hate-filled rant, what I want you to do is troll me mercilessly by way of reply. I would also like you to update the FAQ. I hope you have a nice day, don't take this personally & die in a fire. Love & Cuddles, Drakolus (I LIKE this form letter thing. Really gets the point across with a minimum of fuss )
Dear EVE-Nate, In 2006 the eve server crashed and i lost 100 mil isk because i was in midpurchase of a megathron. Customer service said f.u. basically. I am still pissed about it. Therefore buff Eldar. Thanks
Dear Kanthric, I am deeply offended that you would presume I require assistance ranting at Nathan. Seeing as this thread is posted in Off-Topic and has not mentioned me, I can only presume this is a personal attack on my intelligence. This makes me very very angry. So angry in fact I am going to write you an angry letter. See, here it is. It has become clear that you are in fact a loyalist xeno spy from the 4th dimension, and this must end immediately. I've sent you a batch of poisoned cookies, they should arrive shortly. Be sure to eat them all or I will not send the antidote. Don't try not eating them, because that would be rude. Go To Hell, De'Tortor
Dear De'Tortor, I recently received and ate your rot-infested batch of cookies. This gave me a raging case of diarrhoea, and I want to vent my spleen. I am posting this from the Golden Throne, as it's unsafe to go further than 10m away. I'd like to start by making it clear that I'm tired and emotional and I hope what I have to say will reflect that. I'm increasingly feeling that you're a vindictive git, and that your gifts are tainted. This must continue. If it doesn't, I will repeatedly stab you in the eye with a spork. I am confident that the rest of the community agrees with me entirely, except for Valrak because I didn't ask people to vote for the Imperial Fists today. In response to my hate-filled rant, what I want you to do is share more poisoned cookies with other forum members by way of reply. I would also like you to pressure Nathan to update the FAQ. I hope you don't take this personally. Thank you
