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Making It Easier To Rant At Nathan

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Kanthric, May 1, 2015.

  1. DJPenguin DJPenguin Cardinal

    The pink text would invoke feelings of love, which Nathan is not allowed to have around these parts dontchaknow.
  2. [EDA] Reiborn Reiborn Arkhona Vanguard

    Gather 'round ! Gather 'round!

    This is children what we call a "Fanboy". A rare breed of bi-paddle creature which through evolution lost the ability to state an honest opinion and criticize someone's else work in order to improve it.
    Not only that, He also tries to infect other people with his genetic defective.

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    In more serious note,
    Dude... useless thread is useless.

    I'll rank 1/10 for using colors.
  3. I'm not sure what convoluted process you went through to conclude that I was a fanboy from this thread, but all I can say is that if that's your belief then you're going to end up disappointed. ;)

    As for whether the thread is useless, that may depend on your views about satire...
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  4. Gromnig Segersgia Subordinate

    Toime ta get me 'igh Goffic up again! *cracks knuckles*

    Dear Boss/Nathan/Shark-eatin' Icelandy Git,


    Me'z recently 'eard dat (put fing 'ere)!

    Diz made me'z as happy as a wel-fed squig/krump a Grot/go Waaagh!, an' Me'z want ta let you'z know me finkinz/shout loudly about diz/foind you'z an stomp you'z!

    Me'z postin' diz as a Founder-Nob/as a know-it-allz Mek/on an anonymouz account becauze Me'z a Blood Axe git wiv too much kunnin' stealth!

    Me'z loike ta start by makin' it klear dat Me'z still believe in da kunnin' of Behaviour/very emotionalz/ 'asn't fought anyfing in da last week an me'z need ta put dat anger on sumfin'!

    Me'z beginnin' ta feel dat diz game is becomin' very Orky/strugglin' in a borin' foight/becomin' Un-Orky, an' dat da devs are all amazin'/leavin' da foight/worse dan a Big-Mek as Boss!

    Diz must keep goin'/be'z different/be beaten ta zog!

    If it don't, Me'z will be Mad/You'z won't live long/WAAAAAAAAGH!!!

    Me'z confi... da... Me'z sure dat da rest of da Kommunity agreez wiv' me'z/can zog it/are all stinkin' Grotz, except f'r Valrak/da uvver Gitz/All a you'z!

    In response to me post/kritikiz/loud shoutin', wot Me'z want you'z ta do is give me'z me Deffskull-Kommissar kap/tell me'z wot da zog iz goin' on/foight me, Me'z need it!

    Me'z also dun' kare about da FAQ, too much wordz!

    Me'z Hopez you willz be a 'appy Git/dun' take diz personally/ get eaten by a Squigoth!

    Fank you'z/hahaha, good luck fixin' diz/ Zog off, ya Git!

    Flamin' Mork, dat waz a task!
  5. Oh thank ya! Dis iz gonna com n handy soon I bet.
  6. You're a legend - I was considering doing an Orkified version after Rokdak requested it, but wasn't sure I'd have the time.

    But wiv dat sight ya getz in da back 'uv yer ead, wossit...'indsight, dat's da wun. Wiv 'indsight, not doin' nuffink roight now wuz a gud plan.

    Think you missed a bit, though. At the beginning, 'Dear' should say 'Oi!'. ;)
  7. I'm now offering 27 Loots and a Pastrami Baconator Supreme for your head.
  8. The shark eating is new to me.

    Is this canon?
  9. Gromnig Segersgia Subordinate

    Well, depending in what country you live, your meals tend to have a variety of meat to eat from. I've known some people that find it very weird that we eat horse steak here in Belgium. It is in Mork's name bloody delicious!

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