It's just the axis of evil's usual circle jerk. Let me clear some things up for those of you who don't particularly understand low gothic, understand the context of my message, or are just soft in the head. I am not leaving LSM. I am not promoting leaving LSM. I do not need you're shitty lessons and "it's your fault for leaving LSM"
The irony of this being uttered by the worst fascist organization conceivable by the human imagination is amazing in every way.
Oh I'm sorry if the Imperium is kind of a horrid dictatorship (you know, after the eldar ruined humanity, then chaos ruined the Imperium) considering that they're fighting idiots and idiots worshiping daemons made of orange juice and tummy aches, as well as a bunch of retarded green skinned zerg aliens that can literally break the fabric of reality if they believe hard enough, immortal terminators and their realspace gods, actual zerg, space weeaboos with animoo mechs, and magical knife eared space elf clowns. Also Chaos can never win, never completely, because victory for Chaos is suicide. No, but failbaddon the hArmless, your glorious warmaster is "dangerous", or at least GW keeps trying to tell us. Couldn't even outsmart an obese old man for what, 16 and 1/2 crusades? Also who are you or any chaos worshippers trying to fool?
I'm never going, and the only thing you'd get from me is hate, fired bolter rounds, and a power weapon in motion towards your head.
Oh i'm sorry that we didn't follow an inhuman psychic monstrosity that posed as a human being when in reality he was a grotesque immoral psychopath trying to enforce his dictatorship on people to prevent the influence of Eldritch Horrors that he and his sons could easily be classified as. We felt a little less then keen on being a bunch of imbeciles who do the bidding of some asshole who press ganged us into the military as children and exterminated countless worlds for some kind of horrific ideal of a perfect order where the human race is robbed of all it's humanity. I do feel sorry for you though, that after ten thousand years you couldn't even defeat a ragtag band of rebels from ten thousand years ago. It probably doesn't help that your constant nightmarish orwellion dictatorship seems to be feeding trillions of people to Chaos every day and empowering the enemy you're trying to destroy with the same futility of a man trying to fight his own shadow. Never change Imperium.
Here's a history lesson to purge the chaotic propaganda. Humanity was at it's golden age, and was the dominant species in the universe. Then the chaos asswaffles corrupted AI which was widely used throughout human civilization, you know, the men of iron. During that war, which humans won at an incomprehensible cost, the eldar decided to murder rape another chaos god into sentient existence kickstarting the hellhole known as 40k as mankind was divided and supsiquetly destroyed due to daemons, warp storms, xenos, and aliens, and on the brink of extinction the... Emperor decided to take the reigns asap and steer humanity away from oblivion. Using force, and vowed to keep humanity safe by making it the dominant species in existence, at which point humanity would flourish and transcend to Big-E's level, which would kill or heavily weaken the chaos beings. He worked fast because the floating balls of rape, shit, butthurt, and contradiction got into motion as well. Jump forward a few thousand years. Big-E reunited humanity with an ultimatum. It was a second golden age until, you guessed it, the big balls of emotion known as poopy, rapey, maddy, and choosey decided to fuck with humanity once more because the Big-E's Imperium would have lead humanity into another golden age, which would weaken and eventually kill the chaos tards. Enter the Horus tantrum. We know how that goes, according to Tzeentch's plan. Poopy, Rapey, Butthurt, and Confuzed abandoned Horus at the most critical point in that war because Chaos can never win. It's parasitic one way towards humanity. So enter now, an Imperium with enemies on all fronts courtesy of the assholes who worshipped assholes made of assholes. And the Imperium worshiping Big-E as a deity, funny enough, because some heretical assholes worshipped him as such. Yep, Chaos basically invented Big-E as a god. And if you're wondering why the Imperium hasn't snuffed out the chaos marines yet? Besides the fact that in the warp nothing matters, and there could be a trillion chaos marines at one point, and a giant squat shooting laser beams out of its eyes at another point, you cowards keep retreating into the eye of terror, into the warp, were nothing literally matters. If you would kindly not run away like scared little guardsmen, the Imperium would swiftly snuff out the CSM. So now let's end this sarcastic bait the CSM continue to spam. Literally worshiping Chaos, is worshiping and enacting beings of poop, rape, murder, and CHAOS. You can never win, and you can never be better than the beings you worship. At the most crucial tipping point they'll back out, because they can't win. The current Imperium is HEAVEN for poopy, rapey, butthurt, and confused.
Yes, yes, yes i'm very well aware of the imperiums history and how Chaos brought it all low. Firstly: Humanity like big E is not humanity at all, the Emperor is a grotesque monstrosity of psychic energy that paints human expressions onto it's face to make it more palatable to the human mind. He's little different from the Chaos Gods except he has a physical form and an intense single minded purpose. He, and his creations, view humanity as destined for an end goal of his design, not theirs, his. His Custodians think of men, women, and children as...what was the word they used? Ah yes, detritus, they are tools to be shaped for his vision of humanity rather then the individuals. Frankly, i'd rather be slaved to the Chaos Gods and morphed into whatever hellish conjuration would mass out of their emotions then the thing the Emperor is. Secondly: The Great Crusade was not a golden age for humanity. It still employed mass slavery on a whim, it still hollowed out planets for massive industrial complexes, it still demanded tithes of blood and souls to feed into a constantly grinding war machine. The only difference was it was a little more...efficient? about it, the only places that were actually Utopian were places like Roboutes five hundred worlds or Chemos. By an large the Emperor did not care how your society functioned or what became of your people so long as the Imperium was fed. Thirdly: Most of the Chaos Legions do not actually worship Chaos outside of Lorgars fanatics, or at least they didn't when they started. But Chaos infects you, loyal or disloyal, and we were dutifully led to damnation by deceit or ambition. By and large we just wanted to take the Emperor's fucking head, and considering he was a slaving tyrant I don't exactly have a moral hangup with that. Fourthly: You seem to be rather keen on bringing up how the immaterium makes winning impossible but you didn't bring up the Imperiums countless worlds or nearly endless supply of resources, the Long War is Long because you have to chip away at a galaxy wide empire with..by the way..a number of lanes and tunnels through it that allow you cowards to constantly drop a near endless amount of soldiers on us or vanish into another part of the imperium to go begging for reinforcement.
