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LSM vets are moving on...

Discussion in 'Space Marines' started by ComradeHavoc, Jan 30, 2017.

  1. Sigvald Darthy Curator

    Cadian boot? Cadia exploded.

    You're going to have to get that boot elsewhere. :p
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  2. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    I guess he'll have to get his ass boots mailed ordered from now on.
  3. Sigvald Darthy Curator

    Well you could just mail order us the Cadians severed legs.

    There's several million of them.
  4. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    Several million to shove up failbaddon's ass when he inevitably runs back to the eye of terror.
  5. Sigvald Darthy Curator

    And in exchange we could give you Sigismunds skull.

    We've been using it as a chamber pot since the first black crusade.
  6. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    Wait... so you're willing to give us Sigismund's skull if we shove several million cadian foots up failbaddon the hArmlesse's asshole?
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  7. Sigvald Darthy Curator

    Sure, we'll even tie a little cute name to it for his failure to kill Abaddon the first time.

    Failismund, I like the ring of that.
  8. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    Pucker up Failbaddon the hArmless, supreme commander and warmaster of the failure known as chaos.
  9. Sigvald Darthy Curator

    Meanwhile the rest of us can continue ravaging the failure of an imperium, it's not like it's coming back from this one.
  10. Havoc ComradeHavoc Well-Known Member

    I bet that's what you all tell yourselves before you're forced to run away into the eye of terror.

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