That man speaks the truth. That's just plain heresy. What kind of sick bastard would put chocolate on popcorn. I demand a full inquiry to be started right freaking now. We are getting to the bottom of that story people and we are going to deliver some sweet or salty justice to those chocolate eaters.
Oh sweet emperor of mankind, it has started. They are already talking about caramel. Fire only can salvage this situation now. Fire as only the inquisition can make.
