Yeah i can see that, it makes sense......aahh wait...hold on, So how do you know about that just how many times did you get away from a shark attack..and how many of your friends didn't make it
So to recap, he tries to rip your fingers off if you tickle him under his wings, he beats the crap out of anything which frustrates him, half the community think he's in league with Tzeentch, and in the video you shared he seems crazy with frustration that a grenade-like object is being dangled in front of him, but he can't get the pin out to throw it. No. Just can't work out where could he possibly be learning any of this from...
In all seriousness i was joking around and then I remembered seeing on a TV documentary on sharks where they was looking for ways to repel shark attacks using electricity so i just looked up Shark repelling with electricity and a few sites popped up! https://sharkshield.com/ Now you might also use detergent That was also on the documentary it gets in to their gills and then they take off (Not sure if this would cause long term damage "Getting you yelled at and or fined or something like that"-but being alive to get yelled at and needing to pay a fine is the point) I just looked and seen allot of videos on both of these on youtube. Just search "How to repel sharks" (Add with electricity or detergent)
Perhaps, although never underestimate the deviousness of the Spandex Lord... Katie: Hi Nathan. I'm back and here to pick up Jasper. How was he? Nathan: Fine, just fine. He's very talented. I even taught him a few new tricks while you were away. Katie: Oh? Nathan: Watch. Jasper, wave to Katie. *Jasper waves a wing* Katie: ...my baby's so cute! Nathan: *points at Katie* Fly to Mommy. *Jasper flies over and lands on Katie's arm, looking up at her inquisitively* Katie: Coochie-coochie-coo Nathan: *smirking* Jasper...DRACARYS!