Oy gutz! I've noticed dat tehre'z still mizzin a thread 'bout tingz orkz should be able ta take in da field. So anyone with gud ideaz for what kind of shinin bit we should use, can post it here. For exampla, how 'bout tingz such az big stompaz, battle wagon or, cause we orkz love big and noisy tingz, a squiggoth?!? He he ha, dat would give those ada puny gits a hell of a gud figtha! By da way, lemme'ntroduce maself: whad'z dat big ting comim from da sky? It's a storm boy? It'z a bomma fighta? A krooza? No, it'z A ME! EADS STOMPA, THE KROOZA BOSS, AND I'Z GONNA SMASH A TONZ OF EADS WHEN THIS KRUSAD STARTZ! And to all dose boyz yelling around, LEG IT! And join da Lead Belchas, so dat there'z gonna be a gud figtha when diz war beginz! For the Waaaaaaagh!!!
I wan' wonna dem... wonna dem... A looted russ! DATZ WUT I WAN'! A LOOTED RUSS WIV A MASSIV BOOMGUN TURRIT! AN' BIG SHOOTAZ AN' ROKKIT LAUNCHAZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
Oy boyz! Lizten up! I wuz thinkin'bout vehiklez and i kome up wif dis ting: we choppa'nd storm boyz wud hav some probla dealin with dam by simply usin normal shoota'nd choppa. Zo how'bout bein able to ijakkin enamy veiklez? Moar prezizely, we zomp on da enamy trukk, dan we start choppin'nd shooting till da hal is smashed enough for uz to frow in some stikbommaz and finisc it?gettin back to topic, i thought a tiny git specially dezignid for uz storm boyz: a stationnary artillery piez dat usez as ammo....UZ STORM BOYZ! So dat we can jump higha, flya longa'nd smashin da groun harda when we land! 'Courze, we wilst still need zomeone to guide da shotz, a grot or a boy, BUT, WHOEVA IT IZ, HE BETTA NOT LAUNCH ME IN DA LAVA, OR WHEN I SPAWNNA BAK, ONLY MORK KNOWS WHADDI'ST DO TA HIS FAZE, AM A CLEAR?!?
Liztan'up ladz! Instad of zimply askin fer ol gitz and ting we wot ta brin in da fiel, we may alzo azk for new tiny toolz of mazzif destrakzion! Herez what i kome up wif, fer exampla: doze greyskinz like pretty much dei flashy kabinz, flin aroun our eads lile annoyain fliez. Zo, ere'z whadd'i thought'bout: a new typ of deaf dread, littler dan da ordinary onez, but equipped wif doubla powa clawz and, more importantaly, a coupla'f big rokkit with differant rolez: day kan be firad, makin a big xplozion, or... UZED TO ZOMP AROUND DA FIEL! Juzt like uz storm boyz! HE HE AH, nor doze spacey humiez wud stand'a chanz against dat ting landin on dair eads! Oy i need , zome good mek woz kan tellz me if dat ting kan be fixed. He kan also showz up furtha projactz for diz comin kruzad!
A.A.A. (don't eva know what da zog dat mean....) good propa mekz wanted! Liztan up! Continuin wif ma'dea'bout new veiklez, i thought dat we need alzo some piktiar of dam, zo any good mek at drowa projektz fer new tingz, iz welcomed! 'Course i'st find da stupid..... aheam, i meant da volounteerin guyz to tezt da prottotypez. Zo, post zome nize image of pozzible new devizez fer da waaagh, and here'z ma request for any propa mek outta dere: zince i'z not dat good at drawa, a wanna zee zome pozzible pikturez for a new ting'i imagined. It'z kalled da War monstatrukk, and it shoulda hav a couple of hug and spykey anterior wheelz, pluz, on da front of it, dat muzt look like hug jawz, dare should be a coupl'a burnaz uzable by da driver, standin on a raised zit. Furtha, it shoud hav on itz back lot of exauzt pipez, cauze it muzt go very fasta. Lazt but not lezta, it shoud hav eva a furtha grottable big dakka gun and, right behind da drivar, a big bomma kannon.i hope dat derez zome mek whoz want da job, cauze i wanna zee diz beazt drivabla in diz kruzad, wif me on da top of it smashin'nd choppin everyting, HE HE AH! NOW GET TA WORK'ND SHOW ME ZOME OTHA GOOD STUFF!
