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Klaivex incubus vs commissar - who would win?

Discussion in 'Eldar' started by Maensith, Mar 12, 2017.

  1. Maensith Subordinate

    I think those who have read almost all of wh40k books know of a battle between the eldar Phoenix Lord Karandras and his pupils against a corrupted imperial commissar and his regiment of guardsmen. Karandras personally battled a commissar for nearly seventeen days without a reprieve but eventually he wasnt able to prevail, instead luring a commissar into an ambush and before the killing blow could be delivered he disappeared into shadows, leaving a commissar butchering his own guardsmen in a murderous rage and frustration.

    So I thought what if an incubus Klaivex (an elite incubus warrior) met an imperial commissar in combat? Incubi were trained by Arhra, Karandras's finest pupil who departed into Commorragh at his master's behest to train even stonger and more harsh warriors than Striking Scorpions, so I think an incubus would have a chance to best a commissar - what do you think?
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  2. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    Not if that commissar is Cain, gaunt or old man yarrick.
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  3. Fangz Fangz Confessor

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    Commissar, enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon drive with him 'Geddon boys.
  4. Razmirth Sneaky-krumpin Subordinate

    Well...first of all...

    Arhra was the original Phoenix lord, when he left the shrine for commoragh is when karandras took over.

    Second, karandras batted arhra for 17 days and lured him and disappeared, leaving arhra to butcher his followers in a fit of rage.

    Sorry, I'm a lore whore.

    A Phoenix lord could wipe the floor with a commissar. incubi klaivex shouldn't have too much of an issue either. Phoenix lords are about on par with a chapter master, not primarch level though. A commissar is an angry human with a gun and cool coat.
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  5. Asyran Eldritch Arkhona Vanguard

    I could explain in detail why an Incubus would win. But I'm lazy.
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  6. Razmirth Sneaky-krumpin Subordinate

    I forgot the pure amount of steel balls these three have. After all Yarrick can take on ghazkul...u know, the 18 foot ork mountain of muscle and steel, vs 6 foot tall guy with power klaw and cool jacket.
  7. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    Normal guards and commissars have steel balls these bad asses have balls o admantinum
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  8. Razmirth Sneaky-krumpin Subordinate

    More importantly, indestructible adamantium. Unknown to the rest of the imperium, adamantine steel balls are actually the commisar equivalent of space marine gene seed and extra organs. This was the real reason the emperor stopped his part in the crusade and stayed at Terra. He made everyone think it was his secret webway portal, when it was actually his project code named STEEL REHN!! He found out how to compact all space marine gene and organ enhancements into balls.

    Completely logic.
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  9. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    The real reason was that he could modify it to fit both mean (balls below) and women (balls above) thus expanding gender equality and the available human pool.
    Getting back to topic the question is is the incubus trying to kill or capture? If it's capture my money is on commissar
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  10. Maensith Subordinate

    That's disinformation spread by commorrites

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