Gotsa say, I ain't gotten a good chance to kill me some pansies yet! Me fink's its an interest'n prospekt, I'll give yah dat. Seems if deys fast tho, maybe we oughtta get more dakka? urrrr... maybe we should all just get niiiicee an' red, until we'ze fastah den dey are! den again, if dey's soft an' they ain't got proppa armor, we could just telleporta some burna's at em? I finks that'll work. I'ze so excited, I can feel the WAAAGH! fill'n up in this nogg'n already! I KAN'T WAIT NO MORE! *Head explodes in a shower of warp infused gore*
Ya you'z loik us ta stomp dem 'ummies flat juz so you'z sneaky gitz to try ta takez da planit from us. Well guezz wat ya grot, ya wuld be mezzin wif da WAAAGH! and you'z pointy earz Kant takez da WAAAGH! Me an da boyz wuld stomp all ya gitz fasta den we'z stomp dem 'ummie boyz.
Hurhurhur, des Eldar gitz fings des dah best, well deh is in fur a surprize when dah WAAAAAGGHHH starts ITS GONNA BE KRUMPIN TIME!!! HAHA!!!!!!