It lookz zoggin naff!
Dang ol' Skarblitz iz givin hiz boyz sum stoopid lookin gear fer foightin!
...dat bein said oim still gonna foight fer it.

Also, Kommando Shouldas are in the shop now.
They look... interesting enough. Hate how the colors default for Blood Axes on it however.
Oh and Gold armor shoulder-spikes clip through it so there's that too.

What? I thought that was Skarblitz.

Maybi itz a big shoulda pad... an' this skarblitz fella iz beehind it... But itz so biggun you cant see 'im?

MAYBI IZ ARMAR IZ A GIAN' SHOULDA PAD, LOOT'D FROM A HUMIE "TIE-TEN"?

Or maybi skarblitz iz just a reali short git? would 'splains y we neva seen 'im in battle....

Ya ever 'ear wun a dem 'umiez say, "Krushed unda da wait uv is own ambishun"? I fink dat'z a foine explanashun uv wot dat meanz roit dere.

(It'd also be zoggin' hilarious ta see!)

Might as well be honestly...

#Thrakka for warlord

Dat shoulda' pad still ain't me warlord.

It would be nice to have a Shoulda Pad, that the clanlogo depicts.

It'z called Brand Awareness! An, Wer i a sneaky, backstabbin Blood Axe, It mite make fings clearer as who who i'z gotta sassinate ta instal a new boss.

DAT'Z ALL DA BOSS IS OFFRIN US? A LOOTED METEL PAD? DAT'S SQUIDSHIT DAT IZ.

#notmewarboss
#makeWAAGH'sgreatagain
#makeThrakkaWarboss