Tell you what, I'm done with this discussion. I'm so bloody done with it. I mean, its obvious, its so bloody obvious! A blind, deaf man without tactile sense would KNOW that you are Alpharius, and there you are, happily yapping about. "HURR I'M ALPHARIUS, DURR!". NO FOR HELLS SAKE, YOU'RE ALPHARIUS, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT, UNDERSTAND?! But my blood pressure's already going up again. Nope, I'm out. Can't discuss with some people.
The Alpha Legion are secretly a Squats, it's how they've kept so many people denying their very existence. It's their great plan for revenge against the galaxy.