Today I die by the hands of...

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Auretian_Technocracy#.U99Qo2Nb3cs

A government? ANARCHY!

It's not like you got a lethal code-flu *Sneezes.*

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rouge_Trader#.U99iTxB_vXU
Okay

Well a greater deamon is a good way to go
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Hazriah#.U99vo6hdXTo

See guys, that's what happens when you misspell "rogue"! People die!

It's Warhammer 40K, so it's going to be worse-case scenario.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Age_of_Rebirth#.U9_jS_RDt8E
Uhhh... what?

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Altar_of_Cyrene_(Short_Story)

I'm done with being killed by the books themselves, so I'm going to count this as being killed by Bluhd Rehvens during the purgation of Cyrene.

OH SNAP.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dark_Eldar_Weaponry_(List)#.U9_xlRB_vXU

wtf

Seriously?
SECOND TIME NOW

It happened again, dude.
It happened again.

On the plus side only one only one fourth of the articles the first one had, but the weaponry usually contain the worst stuff...