While the cadian heavy bolter brothers are just meat heads that will laugh at you lot!

Alrick will lead us into it and he and Albert will be the only ones to walk out due to both having the habit of surviving everything.

And Alice will hide behind a rock and call for artillery suppoet because she brought a radio

*Alrick and Albert walk out of the bloodbath, miracuolously alive*
"Huh, maybe someday..." Poor Alrick

He needs a hug.

*Albert casually lights a Lho-Stick* "You want one? There must be some smoking hole in that mask or something..."

And the Mordian Psyker tries desperately not to screw up to badly.

He needs to die, Kriegers aren't happy when they're alive

*Alrick removes his gas mask and take the Iho-stick, "Not bad... Game of tarot?"

Oh sweet Emperor don't summon a demon

I'm sure the cadian crew wouldn't bat an eye about the demon. They would just sigh and start shooting haha.

Throw a Bloodthirster at a lone Krieger, he'll stand the line