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If You Threw All Of The Champions Of Chaos Into A Closet....

Discussion in 'Chaos Space Marines' started by XXLiberatorXX, Nov 3, 2013.

  1. Murdering and modelling, Murdelling. It's so easy to kill chaos I took a day job .
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  2. Ahriman, hands down.
  3. Morentz Morentz Subordinate

    Lucius doesn't need you to feel pleasure in killing things, once he dies, he takes over your body through a slow process. I bet Lucius would win this fight.
  4. TerryC4 TerryC4 Subordinate

    Lol silly people it would be Ahriman cause he would see it coming . And contrary to popular belief kharn isn't immune to psychic attacks. Here's how it would play out...Ahriman would say to kharn " so Lucian says that hey can kill you with one eye and his pinky finger. Kharn would respond " Blood for the blood god!!!" Ahriman would then say to Lucian " I bet you can't kill typhus, you know chosen of nurgle and all ie he can't die. Think of the ecstatic pleasure of achieving the impossible!" Lucian would respond ( in benders voice from futurama) "Shut up baby , I know." And to typhus Ahriman would just hold a can of bug spray and febreeze , rinse repeat. All the while reading his tzeentch edition of readers digest!
  5. Lemme just see if I can break this down a bit.


    Most things written about his Blessings of the Blood God say otherwise. If you can bring something to say otherwise, feel free, I'm open to new information.

    Kharn isn't a dumbass, who is so easily manipulated by someone who says such petty insults. Chosen of Khorne, off the top of my head, shows that even long after the Heresy, he still has more than enough mental control to reason and plan on how best to take down better equipped and potentially more powerful enemies.

    "Oh, but wouldn't it be muuuuch more pleasurable to chop you up into that dust you boys go on and on about, and give THAT a good snort."

    Typhus would laugh. Nothing sinister, he'd just laugh, as the scent of febreeze soon finds it's aromatic ass getting beat by the mere breath of Nurgle's chosen. Ahriman better mark his page, because now it definitely not the time to be reading.

  6. You poor, poor, drunken bastard. Slaanesh had you pinned with that drinking problem since day 1.
  7. Lord Grimm LordGrimm Subordinate

    YEAH, LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND TOTALLY DISREGARD EREBUS OR MARDUK OR KRIEG ACERBUS, RIGHT? BECAUSE FUCK THE COOL CHAOS LEGIONS.
  8. LordFang Member

    YOUR OPINION.

    Anyway to make this simple heres the order these guys would die in:

    Ahriman first (Kharn has the Blessing of the Blood God MEANING he is immune to Pyker BS)

    Typhus (Either Lucius or Kharne would get him simply because he would be a little slower due to Terminator Armor and both Kharne and especially Lucius are faster and more agile and would out maneuver Typhus)

    Now here is the hard part (Kharne and Lucius would be closely matched but all in all I think Kharne would come out on top, first of all he wouldn't mess around with "dueling" he would straight up start hacking away, Lucius with his thin little Rapier Power sword which would probably end up getting smashed or broken by Kharne's Chain Axe [Gorefiend or Gorefeast? Forgot it's name]).

    Lastly Kharne would look at Abba dabba dabba Don and laugh, then Abba dabba dabba Don would cry and stab himself with the Talon of Horus. The End.

  9. You forgot the part where Kharn gives all the champions a bro-fist before the battle starts, wishing them good luck, because he's just a classy guy like that.
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  10. 2 chaos gods 1 planet.
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