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If You Threw All Of The Champions Of Chaos Into A Closet....

Discussion in 'Chaos Space Marines' started by XXLiberatorXX, Nov 3, 2013.

  1. Nashroff Nashroff Subordinate

  2. Lucius, I won't kill him on principle, last time I faced him I didn't kill him I lobbed off one of his legs threw him in a crate and shipped him out. Sent him to the Inquisition they will deal with him and if they can't at least I caused hassle for the Inquisition, Win Win.

    But yeah Lucius,

    1. One he's creepy and rapey and would grope Ahriman out of the closet.
    2. Kharne would lob off his head.
    3. Kharne kills Huron after dual.
    4. Kharne destroys Abaddon the perpetually unlucky.
    5. Kharne become Lucius.
    6. Leman Russ cuts Lucius leg of and crates him up.
    7. Result Leman Russ wins.
  3. Surely Lucius would lose to later become the winner
  4. SonOfLorgar SonOfLorgar Well-Known Member

    Huron is no match for any of the rest. He is like a mafia boss or a pirate emperor. The other four are the messiahs of their Gods. He is f*cked. And Abbadon is the strongest mortal in the galaxy. Its not even a question.

    The way i see it , you can never determine such a fight. It has to do with the waxes and wanes of the Ruinous Powers. There is no stability in the Pantheon. All four Gods have been the strongest and the weakest of the Pantheon. This in turn is reflected in their champions. Furthermore , i doubt the Gods would allow their third most powerful pets to die , it would ruin so much fun.

    As for Abbadon , nothing can take him 1v1. Nothing.
  5. Vox de Vacuo Vox-de-Vacuo Active Member

    Door of what? Orbit of what? Shush you stoned junky, you slave allowed to live in these corridors only because your high addiction to warp-dust and its side effects merely amuses your masters.
    Or dear Dark Prince, those templar half-breeds of Dorn are so weak witted and lippy, I never tire to laugh at this half-berserker. Here, temply-temply, a snuff for you for a funny grimace.
    *cards a purring (warp-dust!) pet-templar*
  6. Vox de Vacuo Vox-de-Vacuo Active Member

    Fixed and...
    Yay! Leman Russ has finally sided with with Chaos, I knew that berserker won't be able to resist the dark call!
  7. Na I may be holidaying in the eye of terror but I'm still loyal to father dearest, I just like mucking about in affairs of chaos. I'm a loveable super human trouble maker
  8. Vox de Vacuo Vox-de-Vacuo Active Member

    Too late dear, you've lost your chaos virginity after wearing socks of shrieking souls from the ripped off leg of Lucius. The seed of corruption is already in your foot soul.
  9. JC 042 JC042 Well-Known Member

    I imagine if you threw them into a closet with dresses inside Lucius will be too busy picking out one that's pretty on him, he's Emperors Children after all :p
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  10. I could wear Slannesh's undies and not be tempted even slightly

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