There are jokes about alpharius. You just don't notice them because they're disguised as other jokes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hydra dominatus brother. Also, fuck you for making our legion say "I am Alpharius". Maybe they could have said "I am Omegon", but noooo you have to be the center of attention.
Don't you remember that nobody knows about you? Back to Horus Heresy, everybody thought that you are just a legionnaire. It's important, because everyone thinks that we have only 1 primarch. Alpha Legion > other legions, because 2 > 1
