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If The Emperor Had A Text-to-speech Device - Video Series

Discussion in 'Fan Art, Cosplay, & Fiction' started by Bruva-Alfabusa, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. Bigbitz Ironangel2k3 Steam Early Access

    [BAZINGA]
  2. Apparently the 8th Edition Rulebook has this written in it but was redacted.

    "The Custodes, for long millennia the bodyguard of the Emperor, were charged
    with the unthinkable – to leave his side and strike against those who would
    see the Master of Mankind dead."

    Which makes me wonder how are the larger populace and forces of the Imperium going to react to the Stripper-esque, semi-naked, oiled-up Custodes we see in ITEHATTSD?
  3. "CORVUS!" "Oh no"
  4. I beseech thee my Emperor
    I am Sanguinary priest Arterius. For years I have served in the priesthood healing the wounds of my battle brothers and recovering their geneseeds should they fall. There is one problem in the chapter that is by far the biggest threat to us, the flaw, For 10,000 years we have hidden it but it still depletes our numbers. In your wisdom and psychic prowess do you know of a way of curing us of this thirst

    Thankfully your servant
    Brother Arterius
    Sanguinary priest of the Blood angels
  5. I'd say your best bet is to get it out of your system. Just scream Blood for the Blood God and consume as much blood as you can drink. Should clear that problem right up.
  6. We have no "official" knowledge of the Ka bandha shrine
  7. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    AHAAHA, ADVENTURE!


    Also,
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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