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I Shall Present Myself... For The Emperor!

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Pyromann, Jun 26, 2015.

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  1. Pyromann Pyromann Arkhona Vanguard

    I'm Pyromann, a gamer that plays a lot on the computer and when I can i go to a Games Workshop to play Warhammer 40000 with friends! The faction I actually like most are space marines, for their firepower and armors (and Terminators, those are like, GNNGH).

    I just have to wait for this game to take shape and come to life and then I'll lead all my forces to destroy all those heretics, xenos and heretic xenos!

    And here is my story:

    Fellow Space Marines! The Sargeant Mark Idonus is here! We shall cleanse this war from the xenos heretics that stand before us!

    I have led many battles in the name of the Emperor (our undying Lord) and prevented an Exterminatus on a home planet distant from where we are.

    One of those battles were againts a whole hive fleet of Tyranids, the xenos bursted into the planet like bees on the honey, we couldn't do nothing, we got hit by surprise, but then I standed in front of all the misery and death that was the planet i was standing in, and with a great shout of war, we could hold the xenos back at our Manufactorum while our Tech Priests were trying to make a weapon that could hold them back. And after weeks of defending, dying and suffering, the Tech Marines finished a prototype weapon that only lasted one use as it was the only thing they could do, a bomb that would wipe everything that wasn't human DNA, the bomb was dangerous, as it could malfunction and even damage our DNA turning us into deprived monsters that would be half tyranid, half human. As the bomb exploded we survived, but at a cost of the 75% of who were alive before the bomb detonation, as the people who were more than 5 metres away from the bomb did die in a horrible death. The planet was safe, only a few survived, and those few are now my eternal allies for the glory of the battled. We're a new sub-chapter from the Ultramarines, we're the Ghosts of Death and we come into battle without the enemy knowing that they're already dead.

    FOR THE EMPEROR!
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  2. Taelos Taelos Curator

    Well welcome aboard Brother Pyromann!
    Hope you will have a nice time around here in the community!

    And how are you today?
  3. Pyromann Pyromann Arkhona Vanguard

    Yesterday i became a man, i'm 18 year old now, whoooo!
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  4. Taelos Taelos Curator

    Wow! congratiolations man! hop you had a nice day! been i a while ago when i said "Ding! lvl 18" haha
  5. Hello there im an Ork
  6. HOW TO SURVIVE AS A SPACE MARINE:
    Rule#1: RETREAT WHENEVER YOU SEE A GREEN TIDE
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  7. Pyromann Pyromann Arkhona Vanguard

    I'll but go against the tide, and then a new wave will come, a wave full of Ork blood that will enter every ork's vision and memory for the years and thus will remember my name until the day they die
  8. This is what happens to Space Marines who stand against a Green tide:

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAH7kGEqic
  9. Taelos Taelos Curator

    Was it not the same with Orcs as with fish? memory cycle of 30 minutes?
    That's what makes em dangerous.. they act most of the time on instict
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