well, you will get your dakka when you fight each other.... which is riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight........ NOW *the orks are teleported to the arena floor and pick up some guns lying on the ground, and there are cheering crowds watching from the stands* ohhh, this'll be fun!
*off topic* mods, yall might want to move this to Role Playing, as i hope to get more orks fighting each other, thanks
I feelz tingly again...must be dat telly-porta. Grot, derez another wun ov dem runty Orkz in ere. Pass me Bertha. ... Much Obliged, now stand back ya runty grot, gotz sum Blastin to do. [Charging 1%....2%....3%...] Welp, kant do much til dats up all da way. Guess I'll use ma Chain Klaw...
throne geld is the most common currency in the imperium (IIRC) but some planets trade in other stuff. (wouldn't it be better though to have the entrance fee in teef?)
no because im having imperial citizens watch orks kill each other, and thanks for finding the currency so the admission price is Geld Thrones (lets just pretend there is some made up price that people will pay but i will have enough to maintain the arena )
Oo'z ya callin' runty, ya grot! .... Dats....dats some big dakka. Betta start chargin' da telly-porta, dis might get ugly. Betta also grab me small shoota for dese runty gitz. So I gotz a joke fer ya, Grot-stompa, wutz betta dan one pice of dakka? TWO PIECES OF DAKKA! *Grabs a twin linked bolter* DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
*tink, tink, tink* Not bad ya git, but none of ya bolterz iz gettin past me Klaw. *Revs up Chains around the Klaw's edges* 'Ere ya git, lemme give ya a hand wiv dat...oor maybe a KLAW! WAAAAAAGH! *Charges*