(of course this thread is meant to not make sense, just go with it) some may remember my Ork fighting ring i had set up in http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/ere-be-message-for-de-boyz.1026/page-7#post-24811 and how i promised i would return with an even better arena, well, i have, ITS ON AN ASTEROID, so no orks can escape, because if they do, their heads will implode in the vacuum of space, but dont worry, the stands are always safe, they have their own separate sealed area, and besides, no ork is getting through electrified (enough volts to kill a Bio-titan on steroids) 10 yard thick exterminatus-proof glass protected by 10 void shield generators, so come one come all, admission price is (what does the imperium have as a currency again? ill edit it to be an amount once i find out), and half off admission price for the kids! we pay for the shuttle rides from the nearby planets, and if you are on a far-off planet, WE HAVE STOLEN SOME TELEPORTATION TECH, so everyone from all planets can watch orks beat the shit out of each other, we range from 1 on 1 ork fights, and Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh on waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh fights and anywhere in-between (we capture so many orks by saying if they survive they get their own Waaaaaaaaaagh to lead, and if that dont work we promise lots of dakka and shinny bits and choppas, youd be suprised how many we get) so come one come all! Ladies and Gents! first ork fights will begin in 1-2 days, buy your seats now to ensure you get front-row, they are sure to sell fast
I eard sum shiny bitz n gubbinz woz ere. I couldnt find ya door, so I went in da back. I rote down a list of stuff you needz fixin now, tho: - Crashed ma Rok into yer asteroid...itz now dented. - I threw wun ov my grotz wiv da plasma core on itz back to get throo yer sparky fence. Oh da grot? Oh, he went kersplodey. It woz rite good! But dat fence sechun iz on da fritz. - I noticed dem thik glass n generataz. I jus got sum diggin squigz to dig una it all. Den I called me Grotz to bring in da "Soopa Shokk Attack Gun". Itz like a normul wun, wiv Eldar gubbinz. I fired dat, and a snotlin appeard on da uva side. Told him to press da big red buttun. Took a few hourz. Anywayz, I turned it bak on, but I took sum stuff from da generatorz yoo gotz, so I gotz me gubbinz I wanted. Anywayz, I digress. Im in da stand's wiv a cupple of me grotz and a big bag ov Squigcorn. *Waves to the observation box from the other side of the stands* ...Hullo Humie.
fuck..... i gotta repair that..... well then..... *turns to the servitors* unleash big bertha *then the biggest servitor ever seen comes out with the biggest cattle prod ever seen, the last thing the ork and his "grots" see is a flash of blue, they wake up in cages inside the asteroid* welcome to the fights Xenos!
Ooooh. Feel all tinly. Nerves I aint felt since dat Squig Infestashun. Oi Grot, wherez are we? ... Wot do ya mean in a kage?! Youz woz meant to stop dat from happenin. Gives me won reason whyz I shouldnt stomp ya? ... Oh...well dats a good enuff reazon. Wot now? ... A shuvel? We aintz got a shuvel! Wait...wherez da snotling? And da Squigz? ...Oh, demz in da uva smalla kagez. Ha, dat squigs just ate dat snotlin 'ole! Any uva ideaz, you smart grot? Iz gettin a Stompy wun comin togeva meself.
Vortex Grenade - sucks in everything and everyone on the astroid. What's left of the fragmented tumbling jumble of rock and Ork bits is left to the mercy of the Warp. Neva saw it coming... mwahaha! *That didn't actually happen* Please, continue without me.
I could do dat...yeah...or... I could push dis shiny button I gotz 'ere. Itz a good button dat'll do some real Orky stuff! You dun want me to push da button. Trust me. Now let me out, before I cramp me Mekanikul arm sum more. Iz got a propo-Pruppu-...Deel for yaz.
On one hand it seems that way, but remember, Orks are the best. They do stuff like this all the time. *Teleports in alone* ALRIGHT BOYZ GET..... TA ....Smash...en.. It seems me boyz up and left me on dis 'ere rok. Dat mek is gonna get a box on da earz for dat trick. Too cunnin'ly brutal for me tastes. Oi! Grot-STompa, Dat you? I gotz a great idear for ya! You give me dis 'ere rok and warboss rightz, and I don't box ya on da earz. Oi one second, my communee cator is pickin' up a signal. Ya, What do ya mean ya gitz can't just telee porta me up? Wen I'ze find ya, I'm gonna..... oh, so you'z workin' on da problem now? You sendin me boyz in soon? Good work! I even'z found me a nice big rok. Oi 'umie! Wutz an ork gotta do ta get some dakka in dis place? Ya can't spects me to have a proppa WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!! without some dakka, do ya?
