Its dah last rekordin from an Ork in some skrap way back, listen well boys for dis git was a right and PROPA Ork!
iz tell ya the story, once iz was a lad a 100 years old iz fout a big war, da boss got killed in da foight, and iz got shoot by dem imperial humies, iz was bleedin all ova,iz got up runnin twords da war trak to get away, deyz left meh, *tears up* a bomb came out da sky, iz went flyin, my face waz filled wif scrapz, meh lipz got blew of, den da mad dok caryed me out,