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I DID PATCH YOU BAD BAD NECRO PERSON

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Oveur, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. May Satan be generous to us all during the holidays.


    Wait.. :eek:
  2. Forgrim Forj Battle-Skald

    Looks like stories/tasks exported from Jira to me. It would be simple to run a filter that pulls out the "done" stories and then copy/paste the summary field.
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  3. Hottabuch Hotab Arkhona Vanguard

    Hmm?? Forgot to elaborate on what you meant by "did"??
    Boy oh boy would be a shame if i somehow misenterpreted it and took it as an insult, i would just be forced to get offended, grab my pitchfork and create a "hater producer" thread.
    See you in the year of 2017, technoviking :p
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  4. Bruttus Recruit

    Not really funny
    Patchnotes where, well good enough, but not what I was hoping for that would be done.
    But still waiting for the campaigns that was promised for the October patch, but its nearly January, so High hopes to see the campaign working this year, is something I can dream about. Maybe it was the october 2017 patch for working campaigns but we will never know.

    Guildbanners finnaly ingame, but what use is it if you can't show off to other people during the fights, only guildmembers or maybe if your looking in the guildsearch you can see it. Maybe you had to work on that as shoulderpad, instead of the emperor one.
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  5. Vipus Vipus Subordinate

    Patch ! (Look a flying PIG or was it a reindeer) more like a hot fix. Poorly written and unprofessional, just a to do list, you honestly think you are in a position to joke considering the present state of the game ! How about rather than trying to be funny, you concentrate on what is crucially important, possibly dare I say, optimisation, reducing lags and freezing rather than focus precious time fixing two crates clipping one another, filling a hole on a tunnel or changing clip-art etc. Stop messing around with the flipping cosmetics and sort the basics so that we get a half decent and constant FPS and smooth running.
    Happy Xmas
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  6. Tremor BlackGoo Subordinate

    @OP
    It seems the chaos gods have blessed you :)
  7. Illuminatus Dominus_Galaxia Arkhona Vanguard

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    Mfw reading this thread
  8. No_1 No_1 Well-Known Member

    He acts more like a troll than a senior producer. At this point most people cannot trust him, but he have a smart joke to fix it.
  9. Wiawyr Wiawyr Deacon

    Hey, you wouldn't distrust your buddy, right? He just wants to be your buddy! Cut your buddy some slack, he's just being wild and crazy, look at all the jokes he put in the unedited patch notes list!
  10. Zhull Zhull Well-Known Member

    I can never stay mad at Nathan, he reminds me too much of a buddy I once had.
    Me and my friends met him one night years ago down in some bar, as he had been studying most of his life he didnt have much of a social life going on and was also new in town, so we took him under our wing.
    There was a bit of a social difference between us, we were more workingclass bordering on white trash kinda guys where he came from a pretty nice family background with enough money.
    Needles to say we did pretty well with the ladies and we tried to get our buddy to come out of his shell a bit.
    In hindsight it would have been better not to do that, but wtf did we know back then.
    He seemed to mistake our act of pity for adoration and started to believe he was witty and popular, pretty soon he'd turn into an unbareble douchewaffle.
    What he didnt seem to get was, that when you pretend to be (of) a certain character, you come across as fake or trying to hard, people can sense this.
    Women would roll their eyes at him and other men would call him out on his hardman mannerisms.
    Me and my buddies felt responsible but only to a certain degree, and when we saw he wouldnt take any of our warnings we'd slowly pull our hands of him.
    We went out to other places and would ignore his phonecalls to see where we were at as he was simply too annoying to hang out with.
    Years later I found out that he kept hanging out all by himself in the bar we initially met him, making himself by far the most impopular visitor of the place.
    Eventually the entire bar went backrupt cos of the missed income from the people who would normally come in there but just couldnt bare it anymore.
    There's rumours that in the last months he just sat there at the bar with 6 other guys equally socially awkward, repeating the same old unfunny jokes, and that the bartender one night on his way home after his shift ...'accidentally drove of a bridge'...

    But me and my buddies know better.

    Later I heard that our special buddy got some joboffer somewhere in Canada or something and left our country entirely.
    I still pour some whiskey over the headstone of that brave pour bartender soul every now and then, especially around this time of year.

    Have a merry xmas all, and remember, be kind.
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