Heh, yeah yer just so tough aintcha? I could call a sororitas order and have an army bigger en yer whole craftworld by tomorrow. And heck, I bet I could even take you on. I may be an old man but I been in my fair share of wars, I know how this ole power mace works!
I am not in the habit of slaying old men, human. You need not fear me, unless you prove to be too much of a nuisance.
Uhm. INTRO THREAD! INTRO THREAD! Uhm, welcome everyone. The bananas are free but you will need to bring your own witty 40k themed repartee.
Hmmmmm... If you do I merely ask a favor. Please be so kind as to drench my severed head in the appropriate seasonings, then roast it over an open flame, eat it and then take my severed ear and tell me how it tastes.