Wait, what? But they look like....? *Backs away slowly, slapping a new clip into his Boltgun and cocking his Holy Weapon, aiming at various foreheads*
Oh our various gods, now there's a war going on for bananas. DX And I said bananas first so I'm the cause of it. ... awesome.
Damn Orks and their fruit inspired warfare. I SHALL PURGE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR and some rather tasty orange juice I just liberated.
Wait, wait, wait STOP A SEC!!! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! DECEASE! Is this an introduction thread or a farming battle thread? Hi, my name is Battlinard and I am a Space Marine, blindly and fanatically devoted to the Emperor because He is the best. Uhm. I live wherever the Imperium tells me to and my hobbies include flamers, being a space fascist and cooking noodles.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed about this for some hours. Thank you Asheru. I'm so sorry that this post mutated from your introduction to an all out war for bananas XP
Hey it is the 41st Millenium and there is only war. The reason for war could be survival, resources or just prejudice or the fact you really really want those bananas over there that the Orks have... I helped cause something so I get a banana sticker for that! Yeah this has kind of gone off topic from Eldar superiority over the Younger Races to who should have Bananas and stickers of Bananas....