Mary wasn't that bloody.

*pours you some* "Relax friend! Forget your troubles! And know that here there is nothing to do with..." *notices banana cuts have replaced ice cubes* "......................"

Oh gawds! No! Stop while we're ahead!

"...Ok. Swedesian Ale with Banana cuts?"

*sips the glass*

"...Not that bad actually."

*Swings her sword at Ares and Marduk* Come here Mon-Keigh...

"Says the Xeno who cannot save her goddess from the great Nurgle."

*barely dodges* "...Oh, you want a fight huh??"

"Oh gawds! Great goddess Asheru! I sacrifice this youngling in my place! Take him and spare me! He tastes better he ate a lot of bananas.

[[I like how this whole thing morphs constantly from banana war, to a normal post, to a relaxing bar scene.]]

And here we have a textbook case of what chaos can do to ones mind, Note the seeming inability to understand the basic meanings of language, and the apparent unwillingness to acknowledge the inherent flaws of their blasphemous lives.

Say is that the great Goddess Isha? Didn't figure she was gonna be so fiery...