Be playing with Eldar against LSM like

how i feel: how I really am:

I want Eldar to feel like this:


They really feel like this:

Lol..what the hell is going on in the background of that Banshee one? Is that a torture rack just outside for the hell of it or what?

In my imagination:


How I actually look like:

Perhaps some haemonculus's plaything. And, speaking of a banshee, that one, behind her sisters, looks creepy with her left arm, look closely, it's like she is not an Eldar but rather some mutant in disguise....

In my Imagination.


The reality

Its a Sister of battle thing called a Penitent Engine they literally attach you to a dreadnought like mech with zero armor and only a buzz saw and a flame thrower.

How I want to feel:



How I actually feel:

How I want to feel:


How I usually feel:



To be fair, this comes pretty easily if you're playing as a Loyalist. Charging into A and getting surrounded by space elves, only to find out your team fucked off halfway along the way to chase down a SINGLE Dire Avenger gets old after the first 30 or 40 times.