'ey ya stupid gitz, Stelff 'ere. Im gonna be postin' mah story about us "Black 'earts," mah kommando group. It won't be up for a wile, so 'old ya zoggin' pants on. Shuld be redy in bout a month. See ya boyz den!
JUST REMEMBA YA GITS DAT DA KEY TO SOUNDIN LIKE A.PROPPA ORK IZ TA DIG DEEP IN YER GUT AND BRING OUT DA WAAAAAAAAGGGH WIFFIN!
Ello? Wotz dis ere fred fer? If you'z an Ork, you'z al'redee knowz 'ow ta speek proppa! Wut sortah grot needz lessinz 'bout speakin proppa?!? You'z eitha an Ork! Or you'z not!
Diz gonna be a right n proper scrap boyz ready your dakka wez gonna 'avez a right n proper WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Well, actually... According to the novel "Angel Exterminatus", the Ork-language sounds to humans like a series of barks, grunts and snarls.