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How Screwed Are You?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Valonox, May 12, 2015.

  1. ....Fantastic...

    Okay a few questions

    Am I my own hive mind now

    If I am can I upgrade myself to hive lord

    If not can I slip under her hat unnoticed and latch on to it when she tries to pick it up

    I'll be the worst case of head lice
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  2. Valonox Valonox Preacher

    Yes you have your own hive mind
    A.How would you got about upgrading the battlefield where are your 'brothers' biomass is
    B. Use the hat as cover until you can reach the battlefield to upgrade
  3. I am now the worst head lice

    If I get caught I can play off being adorable

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    At like a -5
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  4. Valonox Valonox Preacher

    *You make it for 3 weeks as her head lice then when she went out to the battlefield you slithered to eat some biomass and she noticed you here eyes widened as your adorable face reached her eyes she picked you up and put you in the hat she said "shh you cute little monster I won't let my mean kill you." and your life continued until her death of having you make to many cute swarmers *cutegasmed to death* with an army of 100k cute swarmers you were ready to strike.
  5. flashlights kill gaunts, so hopefully i am a termagaunt :D
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  6. Valonox Valonox Preacher

    Your assisted by 1m (Aborable) Swarmers and you elevate to Ravenor
  7. Alright

    Adorable Head lice for all!

    At least until I scavenge enough biomass to go hive tyrant

    Then I'll upgrade one of those swarmers to a gaunt and see how he likes that shit!

    I'd still be adorable

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    Conquering the Galaxy with hugs
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  8. Tobias Tobias Cipher

    Hello ive seem to have had to much drink and stumbled in to this forum .I need help I have not had one single recruit on my page ,and feel like I have disappointed the Emperor! Can someone please give me just one recruit lol ? Tag code is: EC-EZU-9C94DKHNQI Thank you so much ,if I get just one it would be awsome and cookies will be given out on this forum ,and maybe more beer! For the emperor ,(burps loudly,and picks up forum then stumbles away)
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  9. Valonox Valonox Preacher

    *Directs him to the Recruitment forum*Introduce Yourself | Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade - Official Forum
  10. Tobias Tobias Cipher

    Ok ty ,my head hurts ,have asprin?
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