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How Orky Are You?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Fireeye, Aug 13, 2014.

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'ow Orky are ye?

  1. I'z just a 'umie what is pr'tending to be orky

    11 vote(s)
    11.8%
  2. I'z a grot

    5 vote(s)
    5.4%
  3. I'm orky!

    9 vote(s)
    9.7%
  4. No! I'm orky!

    5 vote(s)
    5.4%
  5. WAAAGH!

    63 vote(s)
    67.7%
  1. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    Somffin don't smell roight. *inhales deeply* AUGH, hoo farted?! Et smellz loik a ded umie!
    Psyctooth likes this.
  2. Iz so orky dat humiez in top hat look stupid. Ain't dat rite Zogbog?

    QUICK LOOK A FLYING SQUIG!
    DaKaptin likes this.
  3. Markal Markal Active Member

    THAT'S NOT A SQUIQ! THAT'S THE SUPERNOB!
    fly01.jpg
    Fireeye, Corphy, DaKaptin and 4 others like this.
  4. I'm a Feral Ork ! For the Waha-Hunt !

    WAAAGH !

    ¤¤¤

    Je suis un Ork Sauvaj' ! Pour la Waha-Chasse !

    WAAAGH !
  5. Ize so Orky my shootas iz made frem ah tin can and ah teefbrush.

    Und itz full-auto!
  6. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    That you, Mek Givver?!
    Grigdusher likes this.
  7. Uz nothing but grotz! I wanna kil some 'umies! Waaaaaaagh!
  8. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    So ya wanna start yappin smack ya daft GIT and tear your ead off and wreck ya. So if ya fink ya can start talking smack ya betta think twice or ya soon be ded. If ya wanna kill some umies go ta space MAHREEN boys sub-fingy and bash some a dem
    Tyranids likes this.
  9. Sorantam SpiritofRock Subordinate

    wot? 'ow orky am I? hit it, snotlin'

    dey callz me big boss
    got teef for dayz
    choppin' humiez, stompin' gitz
    makin' big WAAAGH playz
    me boyz iz da flashest
    me shoota iz da best
    i fink i broke me choppa
    so letz put it to da test

    one chop, two chop, free chop, four
    dakka dakka dakka dakka
    WAAAGH some more

    mork and gork iz me rollaz
    me tank iz fulla loot
    i got bitz an bobz, shiny blobz
    an millionz of fingz wot shoot
    so if ya fink you're 'ard
    if you feel like gettin' krumped
    rokk onto Arkhona
    so i'z can chop ya into stumpz

    wot
  10. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    *The bad moons ears spurt gouts of blood in pain* DA agony stop singing stop !!!!
    Seriously though pretty decent ork rap

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