Deyz just shootin' ya so ya don't move. Dat way dey can go in 'nd chop ya real good afta'. More dakka means more choppin', stompin,' 'nd all fings killy.
But i wanna move closer to them! So shooting me to slow me down, and therefor slowing down the engagement of a potential melee fight is counterproductive!
You fink we gunna chop us?! Youz a funny git, but if ya do get in close under all dat dakka, weze still gunna chop you propa'. Da point iz, we shoot ya real gud, den you stop moving, den we take our time pullin ya gear off ya and sellin' it to dem grotz and mekboys.
Dakkaaa gitz first so'z dey stopz runin away Den yerz stick im wit yerz choppa an ifz dey not dems orrible spikey humies wot tastes bad Den yerz eat Dem, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH Oi Oi Oi
... I'Z DA DAKKA BOSS! I'Z KNOW ORKINESS BEDDER DEN SUM WHITEPANTZ COLLECTIN PANZEE! Squigz? da zog youze on about? Da buttin relezez 1 tunz wurf ov Fungus killa lawn productz on yer face da button moight be brokin..
Well we won't stand still! We wills simply charge the enemy while blowing holes through them! We are inaccurate as zogg so why should we care if we get even more inaccurate? If the enemy still is on his feet when we reach them then we chop them!
