Imagin' giant Towaz Milez away fr'm each uvver! Two Shoutaz' 'avin a conversation loike: -OI, DA BOSS IZ PLANNIN' DA NEXT SCRAP!!! DA MEKZ NEED TA 'EAD BACK TA DA BASE AN' FINISH DA TRUKKZ!!! -WOT DID YOU JUST SAY?! -ME'Z SAID!!! DA MEKZ NEED TA 'EAD BACK TA BASE!!! DEYZ NEED TA FINISH DA TRUKKZ!!! -ALROIGHT!!! YA DON'T NEED TA YELL!!! -MAKE UP YOU'Z MIND DEN!!! -WOT?! -*tiny grumble*
When i hear all the dakka flying...especialy dem flash gits big and shiny dakka...I scream WWWWWAAAAGGGG and run twords the loudest dakka.
Orkses got specuul orky commuunikashon equupment. (Just like most races they have coms too. They don't always work but they can send messages in between systems to let them know when the boss is coming. They can pull other groups of orks together.)
Obviously there is an Ork News Channel with the Greenskin's favorite Anchorman Rokk Burgundee letting them know about the big upcoming WAAAGH in their sector
The same way everyone else gets news. Interview 40K by jessyruiz @DA; a redone version of another piece in description. Really though, what everyone else says makes sense. Orky WAAAGH senses tingle + orky communication technology + orky word of mouth.
Wait, we's got a news channel now too? Zog me, every time I turn on da telly dey been playin' Mork an' Mindy over an' over.
I dont likez ta admit it but yeah... datz sorta how I get me newz. Hey if Tau iz gud reportas den dey iz gud reportas, DONT JUDGE ME!
They send messages on red wagons because red ones go fasta! Think Pony Express, except it would be piloted by grots on missiles. You have a fifty/fifty change of it reaching the target and exploding, or reaching another target and exploding. Either way, it will get the Orks attention.
