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How Does Ork News Spread?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Blakklaw, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. Gruk'Lok Blakk Klaw Blakklaw Arkhona Vanguard

    I suddenly thought about something. I was looking at the Orks on Armageddon thread and I saw there was still 4 million Orks or something there. Then I saw the intial troop deployment with hundreds upon hundreds of Warbands. Surely, no Ork would miss out on this and if they did so, they'd be enraged surely. Then I thought, well how would this battles epic stories and rumours be heard across the Ork races? I'm imagining a couple of hundred Orks that part from Armageddon and tell on the story, but that would mean each Ork battle lives on in Tales that's told by surviving Orks.
    Think about it. Seriously.
  2. well its like with narutos shadow clones
    kill the bearer of the news and you will know it....

    ok on a more serious note:
    i think its like everything else with orks
    if enough orks believe the news the stronger it gets and the more orks know of it
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  3. The way I understood how these things worked was it had something to do with WAAAGH! energy.
    The more boyz you have in one place, and the more they enjoy a fight, the more WAAAGH! energy becomes concentrated in a place. Orks are instinctually attracted to large concentrations of WAAAGH! energy, so they just know where a good fight is, even if they can't say why they know.
  4. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    In the comic Deff Skwadron they have messenger squigs with wings. It's been a while since I read it so I might be forgetting the actual purpose of that squig.
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  5. How do wez know where ta go for fighting? Cuz wez do. Cuz wez Orks. Anyfink else?



    (to answer your question its basically word of mouth/WAAAGH!!! energy although i'd imagine ork empires having some sort of simple planet to planet communication system. And then theirs weird boyz. I forget if they can communicate physically.)
  6. Like this:

    wwwwwwwAAAAAAUUUGGHHH!!!! WWAAAAAAAUGH!! WAAAUGH!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!WWWWWA
    (BRBRBRMMBMRMMRMBMBRMBMMRMBRMRMBMMMRBMRMBMRMBMMBRMMRBMRBM)
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUU
    (BBRMRMRMRMRMBMRMMRMBMRMBMRMBMMRMBMRMMBMMRMMBMRMBMRMBMMRMBMRBRMMRMBMMRMBMRMMBMRMBBRM)
    GHH!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    (MBMMBMBMRMMBMRRRBMRBMMBMBBRMRMMMBMRMBMMBRMBMRBMRMMBRMMBMR-

    ...or so I've been told.
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  7. Krooza Nob Bozz KroozaNob Well-Known Member

    I read it recently, its purpose was to deliver suppa zekkret kunnin war planz... before dat squig eagle used it as a snack, EH EH AH!
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  8. GTCvDemios NoseNuggets Active Member

    Dem Boyz with dem bonitic on der ead...move and twist der head to receave incoming trasmissions....on who's in a big scrap..and who's winning
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  9. Da fing you grotz don't get is dat WAAAGH! Energy ain't like nuffin' you'z eva seen before. It'z loik a shinin' beacon fer us Orks, an we'z instinktively follow it to da biggest fights! Army-geddon got so 'uge dat its WAAAGH! Energy could be felt frum 'alf da Galaxy away. So'z more Orkz came ta pour in frum all ovah.

    Same's true o' every major scrap da Orks get into.
  10. they send ork tweets threw the waaggh :)

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