Aye, those times were probably the darkest part of my life so far, I didn't emerged from it unscathed though every night when I go to bed I hear Poker face in my head and sometimes when Im walking outside I can see Gaga in her meat-dress in the glimpse of my eye.
Only the chaos gods can give you any solace i understand, at least you're not vulnerable to mind rape after that.
As an Iron Warrior, I choose to not directly worship the gods of Chaos, but merely acknowledge them so I may not anger them. I kill the foolish loyalists, so I please Khorne. The bodies of the fallen, torn asunder by my bolter rot, thus pleasing Nurgle. I know Tzeentch sees my fate and that we are all playthings. I'd rather not delve into Slaanesh...
The Sons of Lorgar revear the dark gods in all manners of worship, Sorcerer. I sacrifice the willing to the rituals of combat and blood in honor of Khorne. For he cares not where the blood flows. Only that it be spilled in his name and through the glorious rage of combat. Nurgle is granted the dead as a gift too plant the seeds of his pestilent touch. I honor the dark prince, Slaanesh with a most perfect kill and with perfecting my own craft. Through the guidance of Tzeentch do I lead the coarse of events to his favor.
Five simple tips and tricks to worshiping your Dark Gods: Don't take a bath, don't wash your gear, and dump manure all over your ship Beat the blood out of Slaves, literally Torture everyone you meet, friend or foe, Dark Gods aren't picky If you have a dream of conquering a planet, then go out and conquer a planet Beat the truth of Lorgar into unbelievers, verbally or physically
Will admit reading this data slate gives me new respect for the iron warriors brother! Go with Tzeentch as we are all puppets in his grand scheme!
Not just... the first part is about the Blood Swords and the Star Dragons the 2nd part is about the Relictors and the 3rd part is about the Imperial Fists but they are fighting the Iron Warriors unfortunately haven't had time to read my data-slate to the end so only Tzeentch knows what happens in the 4th part.
