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Have you ever encountered such enemies?

Discussion in 'Eldar' started by Maensith, May 21, 2017.

  1. Maensith Subordinate

    I've just played with Eldar against some really strange enemies, to be honest, had never seen them before:

    Well, these things are green, hunched, well-muscled and quite tough, they use some clumsy weapons which look like as if they have just been salvaged from some wreckage. Also, their vehicles are quite funny - they use clown honks when moving. I dont understand why but for some reasons these green creatures seem interested in capturing Mechanicus terminals which we defend...

    They certainly dont look like space marines or their evil analogues, so I was quite intrigued who these greenish things are since I thought no other species inhabit this galaxy apart from Eldar and Space Marines....Do you know anything about them?
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  2. Velenor Subordinate

    Just another primitive species for their collective funeral pyre, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
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  3. Maensith Subordinate

    But they seem aggressive and their weapons are quite deadly, despite meagre appearance. I just dont know that they want from us, today I first encountered them in a whole week....
  4. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    Its a fungal infection, seems like one of the great old ones left a snak and bio engineered fertilizer too close to too long and those things came. The old ones where so great even their snacks could flourish into life given enough time and some Bio engineered fertilizers. As for them going for the terminals they probably want to spread their fungal infection into a viral ones so they can have access to some good eldar porn. Sadly they are so focused on that they battle anyone else they precive to be in the way of their porn.
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  5. Maensith Subordinate

    Why would Mechanicus possibly store eldar porn?
  6. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    To file it under xenos study, they have a lot more weird stuff there then just potentially heretical eldar porn.. toaster porn being one... (for your sanity dont goggle toaster porn and go to images)
    [​IMG]
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  7. Rakshasa Rakshasa Recruit

    I've fought several of these creatures multiple times in the last 5 days. You just have to stay up after the Mon-keign bed time.
  8. SmurfKun Tamu Well-Known Member

    Thats just propogande because Mon-Keig's never sleep just look at that super powerful one that sits on the golden toliet.
  9. Asyran Eldritch Arkhona Vanguard

    I think I have heard of this race you describe. I think their name is...




















    ... Tau
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  10. Dragonkindred Dragonkindred Arkhona Vanguard

    I believe it is some type of fungal infection. Go and see your local GP, I hear they have a cream for that. ;)
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