59) The Mark of Nurgle was nerfed just because the devs hate you, not because it was unbalanced or anything

60. the answer is always plasma.

This...I like this.

This is a fun post keep it that way or I will remove your posts.

Sorry about that @Asheru, not sure what was going on there. Anyway, carrying on...

61) The first marine that comes around the corner is always an enemy. Be sure to fire your weapon non-stop till they die.

62) He whom achieves the first 420 Lascannon no-scope while falling off of Harkus' walls on a jump assault/raptor in the air shall be given an exclusive God-Emperor hero class. No one has done this...will you be the first?

62a) Rule #62 must be filmed.

63) If you're melee, your enemies will only engage at range. If your weapon is close range, you will only be engaged by long range weapons or the assault behind you. If you're best at medium range, you will only encounter enemies just around the corner, or the far edge of the map. If you're a sniper, you'll only ever meet sneaky assaults.

64) If you are playing with plazma cannon you should do 360 mlg roll before releasing plazma

65: Expect to loose in melee if you are a tactical. Tacticals cannot melee

66: Jetpacks get tired and have to rest.