47) If you spawn anywhere that's contested, there's an enemy already there camping your spawn point, and your already dead 10 seconds ago. 48) Jump Pack Assault's and Raptor's! No enemy you face will be more deadly than that seemingly innocent Staircase Handrail. Or maybe that light fixture hanging from the sealing. Beware at all costs. 49) Your face is your shield! 50) If it looks like an enemy its probably an enemy so kill it with fire. If it looks like an ally its probably an enemy, so kill it with fire anyway just incase.
51) When a friendly JLA bodyslams you, don’t be alarmed – it’s their way of saying “hi”. 52) Do not ask them how they say “goodbye”.
53) If you're playing on Fortress, and you die without warning or clear indication of what killed you, assume you were sniped by a Lascannon. 54) Don't stand still on Fortress. You will get sniped by a Lascannon... trust me on this
There's a Plasma Glob incoming. Yes, right now. And it doesn't care whose side you're on. If you're looking down the scope of your Stalker for more than 5 seconds a Lascannon is aiming at you.
While we're still on the lascannon note... 55) Lascannons are secretly the best melee weapon in the game and can deal with assault marines more effectively than a power fist.
Yes, but don't tell anyone because getting lascannon melee kills is still f***ing hilarious when it works.
Still going with the Lascannon theme... 56) Never try to snipe with the Stalker Bolter. That's what the Lascannon is for
I haven't seen this one so far. 57) It doesn't matter if you are a friend or foe since the WINdicator doesn't care, so do not place your weak Rhino or squishy Predator between the mighty WINdicator and its prey.
