163) When being executed always take it as an insult to you and your entire family/existence. Hunt that marine down and gut him like the whelp he/she is!
Revival of an old thread, I know, but I went back to re-read these again and I couldn't stop laughing. We had so much fun with this... ANYWAY, continuing where we left off: 165) Rule 3 has been changed to "In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium... there is only JPA butt rape with power fists". 166) Getting hit by a slow moving tank will cause you to only receive a slight bruise. Getting hit by a slow moving Eldar grav tank will break every bone in your body. 167) Be sure to fill said Eldar grav tank with your tears. They still run on them apparently. 168) The lascannon has officially been down graded to a simple foot soldier sniper rifle and is not to be used as an AV weapon. That's what the Power Fist is for.
169) Ork ordinance aiming is like trying to coordinate milking a rooster while in a trailer covered with ice that is attached to a Baja dune buggy during the race.
172) If you havn't made an Imperial Guard Thread in the forum, do so right now as it's a cool and new idea
173) A great idea posted here, what if we had imperial guards? http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/imperial-guard.62730/
Extreme thread necro 174) Necrons! With hats! Pirate hats with faces of living people on them instead of skulls!
175) When we do get voice chat back, and you're wearing the pirate hat as an ork, be sure to span this:
