150: If you hear the feint echo of "Gosh darn it!" over the sounds of war, you'll know that Brent messed up again
151) When you've exhausted all other options and you have no idea how to continue...apply face to the left side of the keyboard and roll liberally to the right and left repeatedly. You have a small chance something good will happen.
152) The vidicator is useful to destroy doors and escape into outer space. 153) If plasma bounces off target, he is blessed and you are doomed.
154) Plasma Cannons are used for spreading joy and laughter to friend and foe alike. Be sure to share it with as many as possible. It spreads twice as much when used on two people in a melee fight
155: Beware of those few people who you spread your Plasma Cannon Love to.. they may not appreciate it and stick a Melta or Krak Grenade to your ass when they find you.
156: Anyone using an overpowered weapon or class is obviously devoid of all honor, self-respect, and should be appropriately euthanized whether the offender is on your team or not. 157: The term "overpowered" is subject to individual interpretation. 158: It is absolutely vital that you leave your Rhino in wide-open spaces. This will give the Stormbolter a clear line-of-sight to engage any potential targets. SUDDENLY THE TANKS AREN'T SO AMUSING.
159: Remember that Idiot on the Rhino Storm Bolter can't hit you if your against the left or right side of the tank giving you plenty of opportunity to carve it open to say hello to the fine gentleman.
162: Take comfort in the fact the Eldar aren't out yet. The balance discussions are awful enough as is.
