I bet they are looking at Jasper lying on its back with his little feet stuck in the air, and nobody has the balls to notify Katie who is on holiday. Nathan is trying to silence the guys present with bribes, as he was the one who accidentally sat on the poor bird. How close am I?
If it's not a spring-loaded box of tyranid sex toys then I may have to break into your house. Maybe. Don't fail me nathan.