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Gretchin (serious Orky Buziness)

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Krol, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. Krol'jas Krol Subordinate

    WHERE'S ME ZOGGIN' TRUKK YA GITS?!?!

    *Gretchin run in a panic, putting the finishing touches on a Trukk for Krol'jas, even Vixen, the captured Female Tau Fire Warrior*

    READY BOSS!!!

    ((This is actually a very serious question, as Gretchin are in fact a very VERY important part of the Ork war machine. Without Gretchin, Meks wouldn't have anyone to enslave and put to work on all their gadgets. Without Gretchin, who would carry all the Lootas' ammo? Without Gretchin, who would we throw into a minefield for our brave Ork Boyz to pass through without incident? Without Gretchin, who would we send in droves against the enemy to weaken them up, by forcing said Grots to stand on their shoulders to be able to fight against normal sized sentients, a crappy, slapped together pistol and a rusty spike for a knife in their hands?

    WILL WE HAVE OUR GRETCHIN?!?!))
  2. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    Shokk. Attack. Gun.
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  3. Krol'jas Krol Subordinate

    Those are snotlings that get used in that, actually. A common misconception, but it's okay.
  4. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    Gah, da stunty ones are all da same to me. Let da Runtherdz sort 'em out.
  5. Tyranthius Tyranthius Well-Known Member

    I hope I get to face an Ork guild called TOP MEK all armed with shokk attack guns making terrible puns.

    OI DAT WUS SHOKKIN'
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  6. Bjorn Hardrada Bjorn_Hardrada Well-Known Member

    maybe have them as NPC's? because i do agree, you filthy xenos do need gretchin to even stand a chance against us
  7. Mr.Dakka Mr-Dakka Subordinate

    Definitely need them little runts to run all the stuff. They'll probably be running around as little critters you see on the side of the road or even as NPCs who either give out quests or are just help for bigger boyz.
  8. Gitstitcha Gitstitcha Subordinate

    "Help" (Read As: Ammo/Food)
  9. Oh we don't 'ave no more gretchin?

    Why didn't ya tell me 'fore I ate dat last un?!

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