Huech hich hech... Iz loik you lad! Youze eva 'eard ov da Lead Belchas? Weze a Klan dat wotz fer proppa ladz loik youze! http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/da-lead-belchas.3813/ Konsider joinin up wuld yaz? Weze gonna need kunnning boyz loik youze come WAAAGH time!
Whyz wez uzin panzee gunz fer our Shootahz? Da fact deyz keep runnin away from us meenz deyz know dere gear ain't en'nee gud If dey thot dey stood a chance den deyz wuldnt be so red'dee ta turn tail an leg it Da on'lee wunz I see dat ain'tz runnin awayz ar doze loud yelly gitz, dey seemz ta run towards ya insted Savez me da toime from tryin ta katch dem or run dem down. Datz reel'lee noice of dem
Nah, dey iz runnin soh dey can stash da flash for emselvez! So we takez da gear which, as ya sayz, aint very good. We den make it Orky, superfyin it up tuh amazinly dakka proporshuns! An den use dat soopa zappy tekky orky flash prism tuh take more loot! Or maybe blow up da uva gitz wiv da soopa tekky zapp...fing cannon prism flash! Or...OR MAYBE. We hook dat eldar flash up to a Shokk Attak Gun! Soopa Charge it tuh fire out mega warp fings! Aw I is gettin all greasy just finkin about it!
Dis iz why I dontz get dem panzees If deyz runnin ta stash dere flash, why dontz dey jus uze dere flash deyz tryin ta stash insted?!? Iz not evin sur wutz wuld happen if wez hook dat panzee gear up ta ah Shokk Attak gun... It mitez brake it, or korrupt it with L'dar kowardice so it doznt wantz ta fight en'nee mor An dat'd be a waste
Ifs it do dat, wez just smash da prism fing so it works like it used tuh. Spittin out normul, borin' sized warp gitz. Or wez keep it on dere, tweekz it til da prism finks like orkz do, An' ave it blastin' out Soopa, Mega, 'Uge Warp Monstas! But ya know...woteva you fink is more betta.
Wot if...insted ov makin gunz ouda eldarz stuff... weze make gunz...ouda DEM! fink ov it, deyz wear crystelz yea? an dey shoot wif crystelz? dere fer, dey are ammo fer gunz
Kanz wez getz dere Shootahz ta fink proppa loik? I meenz, it wuz made by panzees, I fink it wantz ta run away az much az dey wantz ta On a scale of Bad fungus beer to Turnin inta a squig 'Ow bad wuz it?
