Clobber 'em when dey ain't lookin'

Get in, loot da good bitz, den burn da rest!

See, I'ze an Ork 'a oppahtunity; I give a littul respekt ta Mork while I'ze lootin' and bein' all cunnin' loike, an' when I'ze finally got enuff teef ta get da best kit on da markit, I switch ovah tah Gork fer a while.

I'z worship eitha one as long they'z don't stomp on me!

Gork's alroight I guess. Mork's just betta.

Prettah straight forward, Iz a morker cauz hez cunningly brutal hur hur datz whut most of da oddboyz have ta be.

Me likez gork Boyz them need a lotta stitchin

Gork is da biggest, da burniest an da best.

Ya IZ a daft GIT deys both DA same size and motk as a planet and gork is Cleva and lucky