Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gromorith, Oct 21, 2013.
You're so called 'god' is nothing compared to the might of the Eldar gods.
The GW I go to has customer open copies. I read through codexes I think might be interesting every so often.
Eldar Gods? Which ones? The ones that are all dead? Oh yeah, those ones...
Isha, our beloved mother;
Cegorach, the ancient and the most cunning of tricksters;
And Khaine, the Bloody Handed God.
Are they dead, ape? And how DARE you mock the memory of beloved Asuryan, or the wise Morai-Heg?
You shall suffer a hundred cuts for each insult your filthy mouth spews at us.
Isha - rape doll for Nurgle (ew)
Cegorach - a pussy
Khaine - tossed into a meat grinder, somehow can still be semi-useful when not facing Chapter Masters
How's that master race of the galaxy thing working out for y'all?
Sounds like someone got tricked!
Consider the following:
Orks have a latent psychic power that allows their belief to affect the physical world.
The shoota works because he stuck a box labeled "ammo bitz" on it.
The red ones DO go faster.
They infest the galaxy from top to bottom, end to end.
The only thing orks want is a good fight.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.