Oi! I cud use dat fancy pak wit da fancy rogue trada bitz!

Da lass time I joined a waaagh an ork offad ta trade me hiz golden shoota fer all me shiny bitz. So I traded me bitz fer hiz shoota so dat way da otha boyz wud know dat I wuz da bestest. But dere wuz a catch ya see.

Da Boss had us load da eavy shootas and rokits inta da truks so wez wuldn't run outa dakka. Boss alwayz brought propa amountz of dakka when we iz goin fightin ya seez. So afta dat wez went ta give da humies a propa stompin but az wev were drivin a humie rokit exploded next ta da truck and I flew outa da back ya see.

So da gitz drove off wifout me and I ranz all da way ta da fightin jus ta find all da humies had been krumped by da time I got dere. But da worst part wuz afta I fell outa da truk I noticed me shoota had er scratch in it, dat's when I realized da bugga put shiny paint on da shoota and cheated me ya see. So I found da little grot waste and broke all hiz teef out wit me fist.

So ya seez, I'z just a simple ork, alwayz lookin fer a gud lootin and shootin. Wud probably sell dat bakpak cage fer some teef so I cud ask da Doc fer a new nose, had it smashed real gud when I wuz a wee git ya see. But I'd keep da speshul helmet and weapon so da otha boyz know dat I iz more important dan demz.