*Scout master Cyrus Approach cell* We weren't told an Ultramarine Representative is due to arrive , We are Reaching your Chapter homeworld to confirm your arrival , should your arrival be cleared you'll be released and be allowed to retrieve an artifact for your chapter , however if your came on your own volition while abandoning your battle-brothers we'll hand you to the inquisition. WarpSpider I served in the Deathwatch for 2 centuries exterminating Xenons endangering mankind so If you in anyway endanger my chapter and/or shame Our Emperor I will hunt you down myself ! *walks away*
*Teleports next to grumpy Scoutmaster Cyrus guy while he walks away* Oh but Mr. Mon-keigh sir...... if you kill me....who will take you out to ICECREAM?!!! *Hugs Cyrus and the two of them blip over to a random place in the galaxy with a random icecream truck behind them. The icecream man apparently expected the two of them and handed them two cones Caentyr grabs the frozen goodness and hands one to Cyrus They both blip back to the BR ship before cyrus has the chance to wring Caentyr's neck.* Caentyr licks his ice cream cone with a smile. All while looking derpily (It's a word now so DEAL WIT IT) at the scoutmaster. "So what do you think about this warpspider now Mr. Mon-keigh?"
Who dis 'ere cat? *breaks the cell with raw strength combined with power armor.* *pets cat* *Loots armory, starts to walk away, turns back and hands cat a boltgun* I fink ya need more dakka little squig!
*Servitor takes bolter and place it in armory, than takes cat and give it through scrubbing bath Cleansing xenon bacteria and heresy filth*
*Doors on litany of fury shuts close to Ultramarine boyz way, than opens with space marines from all corner surround him, front door one opens Squad of honor Guard Terminators arrive with them Chapter Master Gaberial* An Ork using a Salvage Power armor clever for your kind however foolish to come to the heart of another Chapter. You have been found wanting Ork and now pay the price . *Swings GodSplitter Shattering The Salvaged Power Armor, Ork's Groans in pain* Toss him off the ship and remove all his belonging *Tossing ork to hatch, door shut close. Red light bulb beeping* *Hatch opens ork flies to the emptiness of realspace* Martellus:" Ork has been deposed , the only remaining xeons aboard are the delirious Warpspider and black creature" Gaberial:" Excellent Contact the ordo xenos and inform them of 2 specimen ready to be delivered. Arrange a delivery point ."
*Hugs Xander* You hear that Mr. Kitty? The Mon-Keigh are going to be taking us to Disneyworld! It's gonna be epic! I'm going on splash mountain....and the barnstormer.....and the Cinderella castle *Sees Martellus talk on his commlink. Teleports in front of Martellus and turns on said comm link* Hello Caentyr how are you today? *Teleports to Gabrial across galaxy and uses his commlink* I'm doing Good. Thanks for asking Caentyr you handsome Eldar you. *Teleports back to Martellus and uses his commlink again* (blushing) Oh stop it you..... *Teleports back to Gabriel* No really Caentyr......will you marry me? *Teleports back to Martellus* OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH YES YES YES!!! *Teleports back to Gabrial* Thank you sweetheart we will be happy forever and ever. (makes gravely voice) Hey you give me your money or else (Returns to normal voice) Caentyr?! how can you betray our love? Ok Ok just don't hurt Caentyr...... (Returns to gravely voice) Too bad I'll just kill him. (Takes actual boltor from gabriel's side and begins to shoot it into the air) I'm sorry Caentyr, my beautiful wife. I is dead now....... eh *Teleports back to Martellus while kneeling in a dramatic pose* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Caentyr gets up and thinks: I wonder if it's legal to marry yourself......Well I bet That Ultraork knows. *blips to space and brings back Jovan* Hey Ultra-Ork I wanted to ask you..........something.....OH KHAINE I FORGOT NOW IT'S GOING TO BUG ME ALL DAY!!! *Runs down the hall screaming* I MUST REMEMBER!! *Stops* Wait why was I running?
