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Funny things enemy says after an Ork win

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Dreadspectre, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. What's some of the funniest things you've seen people say after Orks manage a win?

    I saw SM's complain yesterday after a Torias win(SM defending) that was:

    "Orks OP"
    "So hard winning with the 2nd strongest faction in the game right now"

    I actually laughed.

    Edit: Oh another one, from SM:

    "Deffguns are so OP, need to nerf them already"
  2. "You greenskins fight well"
  3. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    "HB are fine but plasma deffguns really need a nerf"

    "Ork melee is too op"(this was in a match with like 7 SM using powerfists)
  4. Gazrick Gazrick Well-Known Member

    "Ork hitbox too small."

    I think generally most factions are gracious when they lose to Orks, very rarely is there beef.

    I had a great line from CSM when they beat us today;

    "Do you hear the VOICES TOO?!"

    Love the banter.
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  5. Krakza Krakza Well-Known Member

    "Wot in Gork's name did ya just say about me, ya little squig? I'z 'ave you know I'm da biggest Ork in me tribe, and I'z been in loadsa fights, and I'z got over 300 'eads on me pointy stikk. I'z ded gud at krumpin', and am da choppiest Ork in me entire WAAAGH! Yer noffin' to me but another squishy 'umie for stompin'. I'z smash yer face in so hard yer eyes'll see out da back of yer 'ead, an' yer better believe it. Finkz you can run yer gob off behind yer computer gubbinz? Fink again, grot. Right now I'z lookin' at me gitfinda, and it'z workin' to find where you'z hidin' at, so ya better be ready to be zogged, ya git. Zogged so 'ard dat nobody'll be able to recognize ya. You'z squigmeat, ya snotlin'. I can ride me trukk anywhere, on any planet, and I can bash ya in over seven 'undred ways, and dat'z just wiv me bare 'andz. Not only iz I da meanest and greenest wiv a choppa, but I 'ave an entire WAAAGH! at me command, and I'z gonna bluddy use it to zog you off me planet, ya grot. If only you'd used yer finky-bitz and kept yer gob shut, ya might have avoided me and me boyz for a bit longer. But ya couldn't, ya didn't, and now you'z payin' more dan just teef, ya squig. I'z gonna shoot dakka all over ya, and you'z gonna drown in bullitz. Yer zogged now."

    (EDIT: Oh, what the enemy says after Ork wins... oh well, I'm leaving this here anyway!)
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  6. Demetri Dominov Demetri_Dominov Arkhona Vanguard

    I was in that game. It was kinda funny.
  7. Rexipher Rexipher First Blood!

    "Noob orkz"
  8. After a win at Ollipsis right now against Chaos: "wish I had your recoilless guns"
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  9. 'EadThwacka Im_a_Turtle Arkhona Vanguard

    "Shut up weaklings"
    "How did we lose!?"
    "wow bad teammates"
  10. Galen Galen Arkhona Vanguard

    My line is Waaagh!Especially if DLB were in that match.Cant be mad at them best guild to fight with or against imo.

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