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Funny Orky Momentz

Discussion in 'Orks' started by bossjesse, Oct 25, 2016.

  1. Morkrazz'l Rokstompa Tenevhrael Arkhona Vanguard

    WE'Z HAD ONE OF THE BOYS STICK A SUPER STIKKY BOMB TO DA BEHIND OF DA WARBOSS. POOR GIT GOT KRUMPED 'ARD FOR DAT. 'E WAS JUS' TRYNA HEAL DA BOSS TOO, BUT GRABBED DA BOMB INSTEAD OF A DOK PACK, SIMPUL MISTAKE, ANY ORK COULDA DUN IT.
  2. Lootmasta Kaptin_Pokkets Arkhona Vanguard

    Funniest Orky moment for me was back when the Rokkit Launcha was first released and it was even more innacurate than it is now. Rokkits had a tendency to fly all over the place and cause havoc everywhere. Homever MY rokkit launcha went a step further than everyone else and did a loop-the-loop to smack me right in the ass and hurl my corpse out the doorway and smack into a group of charging marines. My body caused them to stop due to being a sudden obstacle, and the rest of the boyz gunned them down in their confusion.
  3. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Dats finkin' wiv the old noggin! Though- I fink it's yer be takin. 'frow bodies at dem'. Just a titch too literalee.
  4. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Wonder how many flying trukks have smushed people? I landed on a whole rhino deploy once.
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  5. in the danger zone in garrison, a boy was idling in the centre, i was crouched down slowly creeping up on him, megaarmorednob(DLB fellow on teamspeak with me) turned the corner and saw me, i looked at him and went "SSSHHHHHHhhh.... I'm hunting wabbits!" and then i smashed the other guy in the back with a power attack, killing him instantly.
  6. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Da git shud 'av been wotchin' i'z arse! I 'ope ya bought sumfink good wiv i'z teef!
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  7. Anvilgrin Anvilgrin First Blood!

    Pretty much any time I decide to use the skip launcha...

    I don't think I've ever killed anyone from the OTHER team with it but it sure is fun LOL!
  8. Spookums MasterSpookums Well-Known Member

    Not on my Ork when it happened but. On the rather large open map with three cap points, where their big buildings? I ran out the side of C on my raptor to be hit by a fully charged blow from a powerfist and got 1shot. The guy then casually flew off and i was sat here like. "How long was he holding that attack and just standing there?"

    I didn't see him because he was in the corner, and just well, got hit in the side and died.
  9. Fistikuffz da Harassa Lawro Well-Known Member


    Definitely not as long as he would have if he used the Power Klaw! *badum-tss*

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