The Emperor is nearing His end and His Great Work is beset on all sides by the alien, the mutant, and the heretic... His punishment for such laxity on behalf of His servants is His alone to exact but judgment shall come... To allies of the Imperium of Man, the Emperor Protects. To our countless enemies, there is no corner of the galaxy His justice cannot find you... For the Emperor, brothers, and for the Glory of the Imperium!
Welcome to the forum, slave of the corpse Emperor. I'll be waiting for you with the other guys who walked with Him on countless conquests and know better than worship Him.
The Adeptus Custodes gladly welcomes your challenge, Heretic. My chosen champion from the ranks of the Vlka Fenryka shall reinforce my opinion with the bite of his chainsword and bark of his bolter. In the meantime, I eagerly await the day the Lost and the Damned dare set foot upon Holy Terra... (Good to be here )
D'awww lookit da lil squig 'ound barkin away, fink it wants ta bite faces. Fit in proppa wiff dis lot! I'll be seein youz on da battlefield humy! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Welcome ta da for'ums!
True, we don't leave Terra much anymore, not since... well... it's been a while ::cough:: We helped stop Vandire... ::sigh:: damn lore forgot about us...