We're my kute kultist gone. It'z not eazy bein a Ork warboss I want sum of dem lovez aswell

ohhh good Lord, i can see some weird fan fic with a female cultist and an ork warboss fall in love

*vomits in the corner*

U Kant stop luv. Imma force her to marry me and raize ma fungus sporz while I iz stompin da galaxeyz

Imma take a guess and say duel accounts

after hearing that i believe im in love mr. ghazhkull will you marry me? i got you a kustim shoota instead of a ring
in this box it triples in size


actually me and my new husband are completely seprate people

actually were engaged i want my good friend lion el johnson to make it offical

OOOOOHHHHHH how kould I resist deffo a yes. How did you knowz much Dakka iz da way to my heart

now all jokes aside i have some unholy sporz to bear

because ^_^ your mekboy was kind enough to tell me a few things about ya

actually i just asked him what the fastest way to da bosses heart is and he just said DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Yeah dey know me to well. I iz gonna kloze me eyez and sleepz Nite my kultist x

ill see you tomarrow my warboss have sweet dreams of brutal dismemberment

I shall officiate this marriage in the name of the emporor